This weekend had been designated as a gardening weekend by Lisa, much to the children’s dismay. Luckily for them, Saturday turned out to be not only too wet, but also too busy. It was the open day at the Lycée Notre Dame in Fontenay, where Rosie may potentially be studying next year, which was a rather long and arduous couple of hours. The afternoon consisted of shopping for me, and cooking and baking for Lisa and the kids, then out to Lynn and Alan’s for supper. Much wine was drunk (too much, some might say…), and Lynn fed us wonderfully as usual. Another special night with great friends. The partying was too much for Molly and Joe, and they ended up going to sleep on the spare bed at Lynn’s, so we left them there for the night to have an unexpected sleepover.
Sunday morning was met with bleary eyes and sore heads, but the walk round to Lynn’s to fetch the kids and the car soon blew the cobwebs away. After a coffee , then home for lunch, we finally got round to the gardening. Today’s job: clearing the brambles from around the edge of our field.

The field, which is a 1000m sq plot at the end of our lane, is not something we use very much. Molly and Joe like to play football on there, and we pick the fruit from the trees each year. But apart from that, all we seem to do is maintain it; cutting the grass and keeping the edges clear of brambles. One day maybe we’ll realise our dream of having a lovely patio and summer house on this space, though, of course, we would need to look out for flying pigs…
The plan of attack for this afternoon was for Lisa to snip the bottom of the canes from one side, while I pulled them out from the other. It was tough going, but once we get started on a job like this, we don’t tend to stop until its done. So we snipped, tugged, pulled and cursed our way through what felt like several miles of long, thorny branches. Seriously, is there anything more annoying than being hooked up by great lengths of brambles? It seems the more you try to shake it off, the more it manages to cling to you. Very frustrating!
One particularly vicious branch came lashing out of the hedge like a bullwhip and caught me square in the face, slicing my nose with one of it’s deadly barbs. The air, already a subtle shade of blue, turned positively azure and I took a moment to stem the flow of blood. But, undeterred, we slogged on.
We finally reached a natural end-point and decided to call it a day. The second half would have to wait til next weekend, weather permitting. But we were very pleased with our work, and, even though the edges are never going to be perfectly neat and tidy, at least now there are nice, big gaps where previously there was a tangled mess of branches and thorns.

Of course, the next project is to start finding and removing all the thorns from our hands, arms, legs….and, well, everywhere else…