The longest weekend

This weekend was pretty manic, so apologies for the extra long post – please try to stay awake…

On Saturday it was cutting-the-grass-on-the-field day.

My mission, should i choose to accept it, was to mow the grass on our 1000m2 field with just our little mower (sadly no sit-on loveliness for me…). I attacked the task with some vigour, taking the ever-decreasing-circles approach. I got into a good rhythm with it, emptying the grass box after each circuit. It is a pretty depressing task at first, as there always seems to be SO MUCH left to do. but I stuck with it. It was a lovely day and I was enjoying being out in the sun for once, after all the rain we have had. Having passed the psychological barrier of getting to the other side of the fruit trees things really accelerated. Finally, 3 hours later, my mission was complete and I have to say, although it may be “undulating” to say the least, it does look good when it is all freshly cut.

Oh, to have a gardener...

So, after my mornings toiling in the field, I just had time to scrub the chlorophyll from my fingers before taking Joe to his first French birthday party. We bought a present and a card, but needn’t have bothered with the latter – cards are just not done in France. It has taken quite some getting used to, as we have always sent cards on special occasions. But here we have really struggled to find any. In the UK you can call into any corner shop and you’ll generally find a selection of averagely-decent greetings cards. But here in sleepy Vendée it seems the locals have no need for such frivolity. Now, I am personally not a great fan of cards anyway, especially Christmas cards. I’m no Scrooge, but I think generally Christmas cards contribute so much misery and bring very little joy. People tend to spend weeks finding the cards, buying them, writing them, finding people’s addresses, buying stamps, sticking them on, posting them, waiting to receive them, wondering why they haven’t received one from so-and-so…..I really can’t be done with the hassle.

Although now, being in a different country, I think maybe they have a better purpose. As we won’t see the majority of the people who normally send us cards, it will make a lot more sense to send a greeting. Compare this with the normal situation when we send (or even worse, TAKE) cards to people who we see several times a week, it just seems ridiculous to me.

Anyway, I seem to have veered off the subject somewhat. Christmas can wait!

Back to Joe’s party – he had a great time. We went to pick him up and the very friendly (French) parents invited us in for “quelque chose a boire…”. Very nice it was too. We chatted over a coffee (tell me why, somebody, do French people not own electric kettles?) and we got to practice our French, as they spoke no English at all. This was great – just what we need – a friendly young French family to have a conversation with. All the people that we generally have cause to converse with are, shall we say, at the higher end of the age spectrum compared to us. It was a refreshing change to speak to someone of a similar vintage.

All hopes of a long-term friendship were quickly shattered though when they told us that they were moving away from Foussais in August due to work. Drat and double-drat! Ah well, the quest continues!

Our busy weekend didn’t stop there, oh no. On Saturday night we sat down to enjoy episode 2 of Doctor Who (Catherine Tate is growing on me…) and then it was the annual “Bal Folk” in the village – a folk dancing evening organised by the local school. We were determined that we should go as it was an ideal opportunity for us to introduce ourselves to some more of the local community and a rare chance for us to have a night out. So we arranged to meet some friends there at 9pm (quite why we said 9 I do not know…it only “started” at 9, which generally means 10). 9pm came and we arrived in the car park of the Salle Polyvalente. No sign of our friends as yet – no doubt they had added the obligatory hour to the starting time. So we sat and waited…

One by one, the cars arrived and out climbed a collection of people who I would have identified as folk dancers, even if I didn’t know that’s where they were going. A varied mix of ages (mainly from 50-80 needless to say) and various different dress codes. Some were clearly professionals in their full skirts and sensible dancing shoes. Some looked like they had just got out of bed and had not had time to change from their pyjamas.

We sat for about 20 minutes….no sign of our soon-to-be-former friends…if they didn’t come soon we would have a big decision to make. Do we go in, risk being the only non-French, non-folk-music-groupies, non-geriatric people there? Or do we go home and watch the next round of “I’d Do Anything” with several glasses of wine?

We progressed to the path outside the hall, from where we could see the professional dancers doing their stuff – it all looked quite complicated. Our procrastination was put to an end however when the school headmaster arrived. “Are you coming in?” he asked (in his rapid-fire French, so we assumed that was what he said…). Under such unbearable interrogation, we finally caved in and joined in the fun.

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And what fun it was! We had the idea of just sitting and watching for a while to get the feel for it, but our fellow dancers had other ideas. We were dragged up to join in the dances, passed from person to person in a state of merry confusion. It took us a while to get the gist of each dance, but we made the best of a bad job and let ourselves get carried along by the rest. We had a whale of a time… even Rosie, for whom the whole parents-folk-dancing thing was just too much of an embarrassment to comprehend, managed to have a fairly good time. The people were great, we met lots more folks, spoke plenty of French (although “Zut! C’est difficile!” was quite a mainstay of the night) and had ourselves a really good night out. Although we left at just gone midnight, the dancing was due to go on for another couple of hours – us young’uns just couldn’t stand the pace!

Sunday came far too early and we spent the morning preparing for the arrival of some friends from England. They have a holiday home near Cognac and were over for Easter so they said they’d pop in to see us. We had a great time with them and it was nice to share experiences of the house-buying process.

So eventually our busy weekend drew to a close. We watched Tara hang up her Nancy necklace – a wise decision i think – and had a decent night’s sleep. All in all it had been a great weekend and we all felt rather proud of ourselves for our achievements.

Update of the clones…

A brief update on my car-cloning saga.

It seems my previous rant was not in vain. I received a comment on that post from someone claiming to be from Barnet council, which was filtered as spam. As it turns out, it wasn’t spam at all and they HAVE cancelled my penalty charge notice! Hurrah for Barnet!

So ‘merci beaucoup’ to Claire Millington…it’s nice to see local authorities making use of t’internet to help flush out the real baddies in the world and leaving us normal folks to get on with our lives.

Barry Sheen eat your heart out!

My journeys to and from work generally involve me just walking downstairs in my dressing gown, but this week I actually had to go out and do some proper work for a change nby visiting a customer on-site. Thankfully it was not in the UK this time, but in Bucharest, Romania. So, clearly there not being any direct flights from my neck of the woods, I had to get myself to Paris. Now, this is no mean feat – it is actually easier and quicker for me to get to London than Paris, but that’s by the by.

I got everything organised, booked my flight, hotel, train & parking (I wasn’t getting caught out again by having to find €21 in coins to feed into the parking machine at Niort station!). I won’t bore you with the details (but DARN these rural french folks) but I ended up just missing the train from Niort to Paris. “When is the next train?” I pant to the woman at the station, having tried to sprint along the platform with my rather-too-heavy-for hand-luggage. “15:24 monsieur.” That sounded bad to me… “Il arrive à Paris à quelle heure?” “17:40″…..Noooooooooooooooooooo!!!! That would leave me less than an hour to get from Paris Montparnasse to Charles de Gaul airport. Quite simply not enough time, given that it was rush hour.

So I faced the prospect of having to cancel my flight, or at least change it until the next day, which would mean finding somewhere to stay overnight….all so much hassle. But thankfully, my colleague Sam saved the day by telling me about Royal Bikes. They are a motorcycle taxi firm, and they were amazing!

Me...sorry, Barry Sheen

Now, I am the sort of old-school guy who always says that motorbikes are death-traps, an accident waiting to happen etc. etc., but I have to say…. WOW! It was the first time I had ever been on a motorbike and after the first 10 minutes of sheer panic as I watched us squeeze in between the cars vans and lorries with inches to spare, I actually really enjoyed it. And talk about exhillarating! Big Thunder Mountain has nothing on this – racing round the paris perepherique at rush hour, swerving in and out of the traffic….It was one hell of a journey.

And incredibly he got me there on time – 18:20 I arrived at the air France desk, where a nice young lady took me to the front of the queue so I could race off to catch the flight to Bucharest.

I don’t think I’ll be swapping my Chippie for a motorbike just yet, but I might be daring and open the windows when I’m going fast, just to remember a taste of that crazy journey.

Surrounded by wildlife

I don’t think we’ve ever noticed so much wildlife around us than we have since we moved here. Every day we seem to come into contact with some new creature that we have previously not met.

First there was the owl who used to fly over the car as we drove Rosie in to College first thing in a morning. Sadly Mr Owl came a bit too close to the car one morning and nearly joined me in the front seat. Having clattered into the windscreen at great speed he promptly disappeared never to be seen again – very sad :(

Then there was the hare – I have never seen one before, but we had rabbits back in the UK and I imagined they were of a similar shape and size. Well, I was sooo wrong. One evening I was nipping out to the wood shed for some logs, when I spotted him. There he was behind the christmas tree in our garden (yes, we have a christmas tree, only because it’s too big for us to dig up right now!). I crept round the corner but he spotted me and – zoom – off he shot down the side of the house. He was HUGE! Our little bunny was nothing like that. The size of a small dog, he bounded off like greased lightening.
After grabbing an arm-full of logs i left the wood shed only to be charged almost to the ground by my mate Linford Christie the hare!
Anyway, we have since come up against mice, rats (1-0 to humans on that score), butterflies, bats, sheep, horses, pigeons (dead), frogs, bees, ants, dogs, cats (come back little grey cat, i want to adopt you!), centipedes, lizards and almost-transparent spiders with very long legs.
We’re not friends with all the animal kingdom, but at least we have met a lot more of it in the last few months and we are all the better for it.